Hello. This site is currently construction as it has just been permitted by Fortune City with their generous offer of 6Mb of free webspace. If you would like to e-mail me then click on the e-mail picture at the bottom of this page.

My aim by creating this page is to create a site that is extremely funny and extremely insulting. I am calling out to anybody who would like to help me in achieving this. If it is at all possible that you have in your posession anything that would fall into these catergories or alternatively similar catergories then send it to me. All work sent will receive full credit.